The term 'MINDLESS CARD GAME FOR TWO' can be summarized as a game of WAR, which is a simple card game for two players. It is considered to be mindless because the game is based on luck and does not require any strategy or skill. The objective of the game is to win all of the cards from the other player. Each player is dealt half of the deck and the players take turns flipping over the top card of their deck. The player with the higher card wins both cards and adds them to the bottom of their deck. The game continues until one player has all of the cards.